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"After nine years of dedicated service, Binwin Bronzebottom was honorably discharged from Acq Inc and now trains his own party of Minions. He’s often spotted raiding monster lairs and looting dungeons throughout the Welkinwood."[1]

Early Life[]

Binwin referred to "Cragwin Mountain" as home, where his father, mother, and brothers lived - or at least gathered - for the holidays. His mother Agwin and his father Bromwin led the family. Binwin's brothers included Corwin, Gorwin, Hamwin, Borwin, and Bullwin.[1] Bullwin's daughter, Binwin's niece, Valeria Bronzebottom would go on to lead her own adventuring party.[2]

Bromwin referred to all non-dwarves as "Elves." His family's feud with the Ambershard Clan led his father to stop drinking, to his Binwin's great rage and embarassment.

It is unclear whether Cragwin Mountain was located in the Forgotten Realms or in the Nentir Vale on the "Points of Light" world. It has been suggested that the Bronzebottom Clan spans many worlds.

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Personal Life[]

Binwin briefly dated a dwarf from the Stoneshaft Clan named Theer Chasar. It was about this time he was made a Chosen of Dumathoin, the Keeper of Secrets under the Mountain.[3]

A few years later Binwin shared a passionate moment with a young dwarven princess from the Horn Enclave named Rizwin. Since this occurred while Acquisitions Incorporated was stealing one of the segments of the Rod of Seven Parts from the enclave, it may not be surprising that Binwin also stole Rizwin's necklace afterwards.[4]

At some point when Acquisitions Incorporated ventured to the Down Underverse, Binwin's employer Omin Dran surprised him with an unexpected marriage directive.[5] Binwin was instructed to take a Marsupiloth, resembling a multicoloured koala bear, into a cave and engage in sexual intercourse with it.[6] The result was that Binwin was considered "married" to the bear, which he called Maria. He didn't seem entirely opposed to this turn of events.[7]

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  1. Maiden, Tavis and Casoni, Cory. Binwin's Minions Vol. 1. Toonhound Studios, Jan 2018. Pg 75.
  2. Kurtz, Scott. "Table Titans Vol 1: First Encounters". Toonhound Studios LLC; Illustrated edition (Jan. 5 2016)
  3. Acquisitions Incorporated Season 8, "The Ark of the Mad Mage." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSFifRgeOqs
  4. Acquisitions Incorporated the Series. Episode 8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBtjuERpdcA&list=PLjZRIC6PMEFku-_jr2Pe4db4DCuyjVKSl&index=8
  5. https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2015/10/30/acquisitors-part-four
  6. https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2015/11/02/acquisitors-part-five
  7. https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2015/11/02/acquisitors-part-five